写给男朋友的污情话给男朋友发污污的情话 _给男朋友发的污污的情话

14句“有点污”的
1.喝醉酒是一件很色情的事，因为满脑子都是你。
It’s very erotic to get drunk, because you’re all your brain.

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2.你是方便面，我是白开水，今生今世我泡定你了！
You are instant noodles, I am plain boiled water, I will settle down for you in this life!
3.你对象这个位置，我想牢牢坐一辈子。
You want to sit in this position for a lifetime.
4.既然你已经弄乱了我的心了，什么时候来弄乱我的床啊。
Now that you have messed up my heart, when will you mess up my bed?
【写给男朋友的污情话给男朋友发污污的情话】5.想做你的枕边书，怀中猫还有意中人。
I want to be your pillow book, cats in my arms and lovers.
6.我想在你身上钻木取火，点燃此生。
I want to drill a fire on you and ignite this life.
7.你怕不怕麻烦？不怕的话那就麻烦你跟我在一起吧。
Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, then please trouble with me.
8.我的手被划了一道口子，你也去划一道吧，这样我们就是两口子啦！
My hand was scratched, so go ahead, so we are two!
9.只想每天和你四件事，一日三餐。
Just want to do four things with you every day, three meals a day.
10.哎，我昨天晚上梦到你了呢！你说我是想你了呢还是想你了呢？
Hey, I dreamed of you last night! You said I missed you or did you miss you?
11.生活不止有眼前的苟且，还有和你在床上的狂野。
Life is not just about being attentive, but also being wild in bed with you.
12.你知道我想变成什么样的人吗？变成你的人。
Do you know what kind of person I want to be? Become your person.
13.1月1日和1月31日，你更喜欢哪个？
Which one do you prefer, January 1st and January 31st?
14.零食你随便吃，胖了的话我们一起做运动减肥。
You can eat snacks casually, if we get fat, we will do exercise to lose weight.
来源：煮熟的汤圆

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写给男朋友的污情话 给男朋友发污污的情话

写给男朋友的污情话给男朋友发污污的情话